Like the legendary DJ Deadmau5, our anonymous advertiser adnonamau5 does his best work in a mask, as he reveals the dirty little secrets of life in a big agency. This month he seems a bit jollier, with a Christmas carol of wishes for the holidays, that we think we can all nod along with.


On the 12th day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me a boss with no ego

On the 11th day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me colleagues with no ego

On the 10th day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me clients with no ego

On the 9th day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me products I believe in

On the 8th day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me a budget I can work with

On the 7th day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me a realistic timeline

On the 6th day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me a brief I can use

On the 5th day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me a fivefold increase in salary

On the 4th day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me four Cannes Lions

On the 3rd day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me three global Effies

On the 2nd day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me two new clients

On the last day of Christmas, the advertising world gave to me an opportunity to be my best

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